My Skanky Valentine
So, I was at this Valentine’s party last night and there was this guy…. mmmm… He was cute, and funny and sexy and… HAWT! We talked, we drank, we flirted, we kissed, we groped, and we may have ended up in his bed… Ok, we did end up in his bed (shut up, don’t judge), and here I am the next morning, desperately trying to get dressed and sneak out of here before he wakes up.
Shit, shit, shit — where are my panties? I’m crawling around on the floor but they’re nowhere to be found — did he steal them? Fine, I’ll go commando then. I find my stay-up stockings in a shocking state; ripped to shreds! Never mind, they’ll do for now. My bra decorates the bedpost, and a crumpled-up piece of fabric on the floor turns out to be my little black dress, or what’s left of it. It’s ripped and mangled and I suddenly remember, with a heated blush, exactly how it got to be that way (and no, I’m not telling you, perv). All rigth, so far so good — or is it? I’ll get arrested or propositioned if I go out like this. Hmmm…. Oh I know, his white shirt should cover me up nicely; I’m so stealing it. Ok, just my boots now; where are they? WTF? Under his pillow? *extracts them ever so carefully*
I do a quick check in the mirror and flinch at the sight of my haystack hair and racoon eyes; lovely. No, please no! Tell me that is not a hickey?!?! I’m gonna kill him.
It’s time for my walk of shame. Before I go, I sneak a little look at lover boy, awwwww, he’s kinda cute when he sleeps.
*Credits after the jump.
Credits:
Hair: Lara in Champagne by Truth
Eyes: Starry Night by Poetic Colors
Eyelashes: GwEN by DUTCH TOUCH
Skin: GwEN (SmokeyX) in Cotton by DUTCH TOUCH
Nails: Manicure in Karma by Celestial Studios
Shirt: Off Shoulder Shirt in White by Mr. Poet
Little Black Dress: Dyna Dress in Black by FART
Bra: Yvette in Black by Blowpop
Stockings: Ripped Stockings in Black by Canimal
Boots: Prestige Boots in Black by BAX
Earrings: Anaya Onyx in Silver by Zaara
Necklace: Simple Drop Necklace (old group gift) by Muse
Rings: Sweet Stacked Rings in Pink Burst by alaMood
Poses: from Model School 2 (left) and Model School 1 (right) by Long Awkward Pose
Tags: Bax, Blowpop, Canimal, Celestial Studios, Dutch Touch, FART, MOOD, Mr. Poet, Muse, Poetic Colours, Truth, Zaara
February 13th, 2010 at 17:20
you .. YOU HUSSY
I gave you my heart.. all 124 of them clumped.. and you do this!
Milla, you have an art of the written word – your blogs are always a delight!
February 13th, 2010 at 17:22
You SLUT!
February 13th, 2010 at 17:49
I’m not sure whether to be ashamed, or shocked, or in awe! For now, I think BLOWN AWAY is a fitting description.
You look stunning, Milla, just stunning!
ily,
G
ps. I can teach you a few tricks for getting rid of that hickey <3
February 13th, 2010 at 17:57
An instant favourite.
February 13th, 2010 at 17:58
This is the best I have read in a while. Great writing and great pics. I love that shirt.
*goes out to sit on the roof with binoculars*
February 13th, 2010 at 18:10
OH!
I adore this post.. so clever and cute
Happy Valentines Day, you.
February 13th, 2010 at 18:23
Wickedly delightful post! And great outfit!
February 13th, 2010 at 19:11
*grins wickedly*
oh and Winter, you did tell me to get dirtier….
February 13th, 2010 at 19:54
Geeez! I hope he was rich and had long – umm – eyelashes!
February 13th, 2010 at 21:28
Awwwwwwww soo hot night!!! And how you can look soo beautiful in the first seconds of the day? im your fan Milla!!<3<3<3! Again como puedes lucir tan hermosa acabando de despertar! ME fascino tu post Milla!<3<3<3